Classic, classic, classic! Some of my faves: I was reading Numbers and realized I didn't have yours, now I know why Solomon had so many wives- he never met you, I believe on of my ribs belong to you. HA!
These are hilarious!! I agree with Carly, those are genius! I also am a fan of "how many times would I need to walk around you before you'll fall for me?" I would be so pleased if I heard these used in real life!
I laughed really hard while reading this, I can't wait for another post!
ReplyDeleteClassic, classic, classic! Some of my faves: I was reading Numbers and realized I didn't have yours, now I know why Solomon had so many wives- he never met you, I believe on of my ribs belong to you. HA!
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious!! I agree with Carly, those are genius! I also am a fan of "how many times would I need to walk around you before you'll fall for me?" I would be so pleased if I heard these used in real life!
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